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Jun 03, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
De Pee Pee Pee House got some people who blind, some who deaf, and some who like push dem mouth in other people story. One of dem is Zulfy.
Dem boys talk bout de GS and goat. Zulfy read de thing and before he keep he mouth shut he run and tell dem man who he think is Goat Sh..t that dem boys talking bout he.
De GS ask he wha mek he think is he dem talking bout and up to last night he couldn’t answer. Brazzy mooma pass and tell Zulfy morning and he didn’t answer, too. When de woman walk down li’l more she see Jagdeo and Bobby sitting down for a break in de fancy Camp Street building wha dem own. De building wasn’t ready fuh open yet but it had a few shelves.
Bobby tun to Jagdeo, “I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, this old lady walked to the window, peep inside, and in a soft voice asked:”What are you selling here?”
Jagdeo, wid he normal attitude replied sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes.”
Without skipping a beat, de old woman seh, “You must be doing very well… Only two left.”
She continue walking because she was going to meet Donald, but he did meeting wid Granger at de same time. When dem meeting done and she ketch up wid dem, she tell Granger that he seh 48 hours and you, Donald, come out next day and seh 24. Tell me, y’all settle at 12? Six-six each? Or y’all intend to guh wheh I just see Jagdeo and Bobby fuh sale?
Talk half and warn Zulfy to keep he mouth in he pocket.
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