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Dem boys seh…De party get a dumb, deaf and blind leader

May 30, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Fuh call Rohee a goat is to insult a goat. That is why dem got a saying “It’s better to keep you mouth shut and let people think you are a fool or a goat than to open you mouth and remove all doubt.”
Rohee de Goat Sh..t challenge de Waterfalls boss man to produce de name of de people who apply fuh visa in India. In fact, he seh that he nah get none application at he Ministry.
Dem boys did hear that he dumb and he deaf. Dem never know that he blind, too. De boss man did talk that Gajraj who station in India refuse to grant de Indian man a visa to come and set up de factory.
What Rohee don’t understand bout that? Nobody don’t apply in Guyana fuh a visa fuh a man come from India.
But then again dem boys hear that he Ministry does grant visa to people Chinese in China. Big money does pass through he Ministry when this happen.
Dem boys can’t help but sorry fuh a party that was so loved wid such a blind, deaf and dumb GS. He adopt Jagdeo attitude. He does get vex when people ask simple and straightforward question that he as leader of de party should answer.
That is de same Rohee who was driving by Banks DIH turn when Vodka Lawrins shout at he, “Jackass.” He shout back at she, “Biiitch.”
De next thing he crash into de jackass. De woman was just trying to tell he that a jackass deh round de corner. After this happen two pastahs decide fuh put up a sign that read, “The end is near. Turn yourself around before it is too late”
Rohee wid de same passion pass back de same day and saw dem pastahs wid de sign.
He cuss and seh, “Leave de people alone, you religious nuts. De people don’t need no more lecture from alyou two.”
He go round de turn and de next thing dem boys hear is a screeching tyres and a big bang.
“That’s de fourth bang fuh de day,” Ten Edghill seh.
Pastah Gilly agree and then seh, “Yuh think de sign should read ‘Construction work ahead?’ Jagdeo was de first to crash; de second was Bobby; de third was Brazzy.”
Ten Edghill respond to Pastah Gilly, “Nah. We gun wait till we hear Uncle Donald coming, then we gun put up de sign, ‘Construction ahead.”
Talk half and prepare de hospital fuh dem who don’t like tek warning.

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