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Dem boys seh…Guyana got nuff problems

May 13, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When things bad in Guyana it really bad. De government got a problem wid de opposition. It want to pass de Anti-money Laundering Bill but de Opposition saying that it got to think again. This thing ain’t start here.
When Chavez was alive he tell de government that it ain’t got to worry, that Venezuela ain’t got no plans fuh tek Essequibo as long as he is president. He dead and de man who tek over ain’t as powerful as Chavez.
Now dem have people who want to tek Essequibo and de government worried. And dem boys seh that dem got every right to worry because Suriname also claiming another piece. Dem boys seh that dem had people inside de country who was grabbing everything. De people in Venezuela and Suriname see this suh dem decide that dem got to grab before nutten ain’t lef.
De one thing that dem boys notice is that some people packing up fuh run away. De waterfalls boss man seh that he heading fuh Brazil if Suriname come from de east. If Venezuela come first, then he heading to Suriname.  If all two attack at de same time then dem boys want to know wha he gun do.
Then dem have de problem wid City Hall. On Monday de two Town Clown shape up. One sit down in de chair and de other one promptly bring a chair and put it in front of de other one.  But one clown realize that she coulda put 100 chair, she didn’t have all de power. She call de Minister and he send Kwame who call de police bomb squad.
De same time de Minister deh writing letter to de bank about who must accept who signature, Hammy also writing de bank telling who must accept who signature. Dem bank decide that dem gun hold de money till dem mek up dem mind.
De Waterfalls boss man seh that he can sign dem cheque and everybody know that he don’t thief. In fact, he would solve de problem wid dem two town clown.
But then again, Guyana like a problem and that is why it got more problem than it can handle. Is de new problem plus Brazzy and everybody know who.
Talk half and help get rid of some problem.

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