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Dem boys seh…Ambassador mek Jagdeo get jook in he eye

May 04, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

All Fools’ Day was de first day in April but it look like if every day is All Fools’ Day fuh some people in Guyana. De American Embassy hold wha it seh was a Visa Fair. People who hear bout de fair believe that visa was selling.
Dem think that was when people go to a fair and dem see things that dem can buy. In dem hundreds is suh dem flock de fair. All of dem walk wid dem passport and bank statement.
Some walk wid letter of invitation wha dem seh that dem get from dem relatives who live in de States. Some carry dem children photo fuh show that dem got ties to Guyana.
Dem boys seh that dem tek sun and rain and when de fair done and dem ain’t get no visa dem got to ask people wha happen? Why dem ain’t get no visa?
That is when dem cuss Donald and is then Donald realise how fast people want run out of Guyana. He friends seh that he getting scampish.
When he tun President he promise to mek sure that de people who apply get dem radio licence. It ain’t happen.
Dem boys seh that it look like if he waiting fuh permission from Jagdeo who was de man who give away de radio licence in de first place.
De American ambassador bad talk Jagdeo fuh de same radio licence.
He seh that Jagdeo is de only man in de world who coulda deny certain people dem licence for twenty years.  That is why he cussing de ambassador and wearing sun shades.
He been by de embassy to find out why dem does detain Irfaat whenever he land in de States and when he going home he hear a voice like Ash Knee hollering “13, 13, 13.”
He wonder wha Ash Knee counting. He hear this thing and because he don’t like fuh know that people getting money once he can’t get suh he see a hole and he push he eye.
Out of de blue a finger jook he eye and de man start fuh chant “`14, 14, 14”. That is why he cussing de ambassador and wearing he dark shades.
Talk half and put some sense in Donald head.

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