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Apr 29, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Ten Edghill shame fuh associate himself wid honesty and decency. He also frighten fuh seh anything adverse or negative wheh former President Jagdeo and he best friend Bobby is concerned.
Bobby is de only man in Guyana who enjoying sole sourcing. That is a thing that mean that only he can provide and supply certain goods fuh de government.
A foreigner come and talk ‘bout this thing and seh how wrong it is. De man seh that it encourages over-pricing. That is de truth anywhere in de world, not only in Guyana.
De Waterfalls paper report wha de man seh, but dem mek mistake and put de world in Ten Edghill mouth. De man behave like if dem boys put cascara in he mouth or give he poison fuh drink.
He behave at a rate, cuss down like a Kwame, and buse down like a prostitute.  He write a letter and stress how he never utter those words.
Dem boys want fuh tell he that he don’t fit to be a pastor much less a minister. Nobody should run away from de truth. De Bible teach him that de truth shall set him free. But not he. He prefer fuh ignore de truth. De ordinary man woulda glad fuh hug and embrace that actual statement.
He is a government minister and he shoulda campaign against sole sourcing. Instead he want distance himself from it. And all because he frighten Jagdeo and he best friend.
Dem boys seh that if Donald is a real man he should got that pastor running up de road far away from de tender board. Imagine dem is de people who responsible fuh giving out tenders. No wonder Guyana getting shabby and sometimes no wuk fuh de money that it pay dem kantractah. That does cause confusion and talk of de country.
That same Edghill put ee donkey in a race and it win!! He was so happy that he send it back in another race, and it win again.
De Waterfalls paper carry this headline de next day: PASTOR’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
Jagdeo was so upset with this kind of publicity that he tell Edghill not to put the donkey in no more race.
De next day de Waterfalls paper headline read: JAGDEO SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for Jagdeo, so he order Edghill to get rid of the donkey.
Edghill decided to give it to a Nun. De Waterfalls paper, hearing of the news, print de following headline de next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!
Jagdeo faint. He tell de Nun to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sell it to Brumell who just retire from de force, fuh $100.
De next day de paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $100
This was too much for Jagdeo so he order the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to de pasture where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Jagdeo fly to Miami wid Lear jet de next day.
Talk half and wait fuh Edghill next letter.

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