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Two man learn bout de dog story

Mar 18, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Old people got a saying. “Every dog got its day.” Well nuff dog day run out over de holiday weekend and some of de way de thing happen got some people still smiling.
A man was riding he motorbike and towing he friend. None of dem had on helmet but dem riding. De man see a roadblock and mek an about turn. De police spot he and call pun he fuh stop. Well de man know that de police can’t chase because by de time dem fuh get in de car he gone. Suh he look back and show dem he middle finger and smile.
When he look forward he didn’t even had time to duck. Is into de back of a garbage truck he ride. Dem boys hear that de same middle finger that he show de policed get bruck up. Some people hear that de finger get cut off.
Dem had another dog who day come to an end. This one is a Member of Parliament. He know that de law seh that he got to get permission from de Minister of Home Affairs before he can put tint pun he car. Now dem boys know that all two of dem is Member of Parliament. Under normal conditions all he had to do was to meet de man during de break and mek he case. But he did burn that bridge when he vote that de man get put out of parliament. Was a no confidence vote.
Anyhow, like a big thing, he tint up he car. That is why de police stop he. Dem boys seh that de man puff up he chest and holler ‘Hem Pee’ when de police ask he bout de tint. De police tell he that he don’t care if he is Pee Hem, he got to show that he got permission. Well de man know that he can’t bluff.
He couldn’t even push he hand in he pocket and offer a small piece because he ain’t get de Hem Pee pay yet. De man call Granger but as old people seh, ‘Dog know which limb fuh jump pun.’ Granger stay in he corner. De police mek de Hem Pee strip off de tint in front of everybody.
Dem boys like that policeman. Dem only hope that he can do de same to some of dem other people who riding around wid tint like if dem is de President. And of course, Donald don’t drive wid tint.
Talk half and wait fuh you day.

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