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Dem boys seh…Shaatie clap he hand fuh another Chinee gift

Jan 13, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem boys was out in de cold for a few days and that mek some people happy. But dem boys always remember de old saying; ‘all good things does come to an end’. Tek Brazzy. De fat fool jump and fuh de fuss time dem boys see de man actually lef de ground pun he own steam. Don’t mind he didn’t get far; he do something strange and he rip he pants in de process because he had to compress he belly.
He tell he friends that he get some peace because he didn’t have to lie bout de private investor and de other funding fuh de Marriott when everybody know that de money coming from right in Guyana and from people everybody know.
Then Shaatie guh pun TV fuh announce that he grateful to de Chinese over de scanner that dem give. Dem boys seh that he think people fuhget that is de same Chinee who did give Guyana US$50,000 worth of computer as a gift and de next thing is that dem get de contract to supply all dem computer in Guyana.
De same people did give Guyana a gift in de sugar industry and de next thing dem boys know, Guyana buy de Skeldon plant from dem. That plant ain’t wukking to this day. De scanner is suppose to pave de way fuh another giveaway contract, but dem boys watching de fat crook and de shaat one. When dem done wid de Shaatie he guh got to wear kickers.
But dem is not de only ones who think that when dem get a gift dem get de whole world. De Georgetown Hospital get a gift that it ain’t want but it can’t do nutten. When de plane crash, it had a pregnant woman inside. Now de woman mek a big announcement. She seh that she ain’t coming out de hospital till she get she baby and she see that she baby walking good.
Dem boys seh that de hospital should sue de people who pack de plane and mek it crash. Now de hospital got expense. It got to provide boarding and lodging—one fuh now and two fuh later.
 Talk half and beware of dem gift.

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