Dem boys seh...Some of dem thieves gun lose dem hand

Dem boys seh…Some of dem thieves gun lose dem hand

Jan 03, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Is de New Year. People mek resolution and some of dem does keep most of the resolution. Fuh all who keep dem one resolution, de reward was a free ticket to de show at de Stadium.
Fuh dem who keep two or more resolution de reward was special. Dem gun get steady trips to dem tourist resort. But dem have some who mek a resolution fuh continue thiefing. Dem boys got an award fuh dem. Dem got a special package that gun bring some people from de Middle East. These people coming wid dem curve sword. Customs gun give dem special permit to bring de sword.
Dem ain’t got to wonder wha de sword is for. De Good Book seh that people must not thief but it seh suh in fancy language. “Thou shalt not steal.”
De sword is fuh cut off dem one hand because de law is that if a man thief and he right handed then cut off de lef hand. If he left handed then is de right hand gun get cut off. Now dem boys know that de set wha dem got now promise fuh thief all de time. Dem is de people who gun mek visitors feel like Guyana got sheer cripple, because is nuff one foot and one hand people dem gun see.
But some good might come out of all this. De Waterfalls boss man seh that he might mek Guyana a tourist destination. He gun ask people fuh guess how dem people got one hand and one foot.
All who seh that is because of violence gun have to pay US$500. Who seh that is because of disease gun pay US$100 because thiefing is not a disease, is a sickness.
All who seh is judicial action gun get two free tickets to visit Guyana at elections time when it look like everybody mad. Dem gun also get front seat to see dem crook who manage to get ketch by Uncle Sam.
Dem boys know fuh sure that some of dem going to face Aunt Dora this New Year. Dem boys will not rest. Fuh any rest dem have to return all de money dem snatch, de property dem tek, all wha dem covet, including de airwaves. That gun be extremely hard.
Talk half and tell dem crooks to prepare to lose dem hand.

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