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Dem boys seh… Wait fuh midnight

Dec 31, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Every time Irfaat open he mouth he does put he foot inside. He nah learn from Rob de Earth and de Rat. De Rat does play dumb and Rob de Earth does play deaf when question meet dem.
But not Irfaat; he think he got plaster fuh every sore. Dem boys want tell he that is not plaster; is a piece of paper. That is why when he and Prak had de story, Prak tell he haul he so and so because he know de Israeli man listening to everybody phone call.
Irfaat ain’t know bout de Israeli suh he open he mouth and talk a lot of de last part of he name—faat. He talk how GT&T got to give he some record between he and Prak.
Bobby, de Rat best friend, in de same boat. He tell dem boys that he gun call fuh find out who call de Waterfalls paper fuh tell de people that he was spying pun de paper.
He know bout de spying because he import one of de spy equipment from de US. De Rat give he permission through de government and dem boys get a tip from Uncle Sam.
Dem boys want tell he dem don’t sleep suh he and de Israeli and all of dem got to spy whole day, whole night till dem meet wid Aunt Dora. She deal wid Roger and de spying.
Dem boys seh that Bobby shouldn’t worry. Next week if he got belly he can travel to Uncle Sam fuh meet wid Aunt Joan. She seh that she want meet he. She seh that she want meet this man who already full he craw wid Guyana money and ain’t want nobody seh nutten bout he and how he get it.
Brazzy de fat crook, and de Shaatee, de stumpy crook, nah like hear people talk bout dem, too.
Dem boys got a message fuh all of dem. Today happen to be Old Year’s Day. Dem nah know wha gun happen tomorrow—de New Year.
Talk half and wait till midnight.

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