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Dem boys seh…Bobby peeping de Waterfalls paper in de Archives

Dec 05, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

De press does mek you or break you. De press does decide a lot of things. De smart politician does always hug, kiss and play up wid de press. Some of dem does dance and wine wid de ugliest of journalists.
Donald meet de press three time in two year and he depress. Jagdeo invite de press two time fuh some brunch and after that he start hiding, because he had a lot of things to hide.
Dem boys seh that Donald meet de press and lef depress. Jagdeo meet de press and start suppress. He tek way ads, he sue a columnist and he lock up one. Then he mek he own trump card—Bobby de Trump. But he and he trump card fail to impress, suh dem now peeping de press.
Bobby de Trump got some of he workers going to de Archives every day, from dayclean till night, collecting all dem articles wha de Waterfalls paper print pun dem. Dem collect a whole set of wha dem boys seh; dem collect some articles wha Freddie write; dem collect some letters and when dem ain’t get all wha dem looking for dey start cussing and threatening.
Dem boys seh that one of dem wha threatening can’t even pee straight. He and de rest of dem paccoo who nah know better deh pun page three.
From Monday to Sunday dem sit down in de Archives reading Kaieteur News from five years back to now, and picking out stories wha resemble Jagdeo and Bobby, but not de fat crook, Brazzy.
Dem even pick out a cartoon wha de Waterfalls paper print bout de Hard Times paper. That was a cartoon of de Hard Times paper sucking de blood out of de National Treasury. Everybody remember that one—was de cartoon of de year.
And when Bobby workers lef Wednesday, one of dem who like dem boys bad, drop off a copy of everything dem collect at de office of de Waterfalls paper and beg dem boys fuh give de Waterfalls boss man.
Dem boys salute that worker just like how dem salute de three gyals who walk off de wuk.
Dem Hard Times people even pull up things pun Donald. Dem boys want to know if dem looking after he interest or dem planning to sue he too. And while all this happening poor Donald ain’t got a clue. Maybe a law shirt jac, not a law suit, in de making fuh he.
Talk half and keep searching in de archives.

 

 

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