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Dem boys seh…Brazzy jumbie arithmetic mek Donald miss a year

Sep 27, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

 

When something deh pun you mind you can’t sleep in peace. Donald got nuff thing pun he mind. He even write down something fuh tell he Cabinet, but in de mix up, after having a few Black Label, he read de Cabinet speech at de UN.
De man stand up and he talk how he got three short year fuh meet 2015.  When Ban Ki-moon hear that jumbie arithmetic he tek out he calculator. Dem boys see de man raise he head and watch Donald. He want know if he and Donald living in de same year.
Little do he know, Donald was taking bout de three year more that he, Donald, believe he got in office. But he ain’t sure. De Rat tek one already, and Brazzy look like he gun tek two. Two short year done already. That is why Donald ain’t do nutten yet since he tun president. Every time he shape up fuh do something de year done. De only thing he doing is promoting people when dey near fuh lef dey wuk.
Is Jagdeo, Brazzy and Ash Knee got he talking bout he three short year. De three of dem write de speech; Brazzy slip in de part ‘bout three years before 2015.
Is that kind of arithmetic he use fuh he hydro seed project and de Marriott, and de airport, and de Berbice Bridge. Is now dem boys understand how dem thief de money. Brazzy dem figures always right and de people of Guyana figures wrang. Is confuse dem confuse Donald.  Dem trying to do that to de nation, one by one.
Brazzy like write, and is he write and tell de shooter how one policeman who got an Amerindian wife, in Sophia, deh wid he wife.
De shooter go looking fuh one. Little did he know that Brazzy wid he jumbie Arithmetic mislead him.
Dem boys seh that dem got nuff policeman wid Amerindian wife living in de same area. De first door de shooter knock, is that woman husband he shoot.
Like CN seh, what a ‘shad, shad shishuasion’. Brazzy cause Donald fuh talk wrong and fuh de woman lef without a husband.
Talk half and leh Brazzy tek de woman so de man can shoot he tail.

 

 

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