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Dem boys seh…Things can’t get worse

May 27, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De week start bad but Ah Kneel hoping, just like Donald that every bad start got a good end. Four people drowned while dem was heading into de bush. De boat engine cut out in de rapids and de boat rush down de falls.
Then a man find out that play, play does bring nay, nay. He get a gun, from wheh only he and de Man above can tell you. He call a man fuh threaten he because he get vex bout some hanky panky. He shoot de man in he head. Then he crash he car.
Then a man been some dog fight and something happen. He end up getting stab wid an ice pick and he dead. De two things happen pun Independence Day.
Well dem boys seh that things can’t get much worse than that and Ah Kneel believe that. He going to Nicaragua to beg fuh time fuh Guyana get de anti-money laundering Bill. He believe that he playing catcher and he can holler time and things gun stop and wait pun he.
Dem boys seh that de people ain’t stupid. APNU want help Guyana and it tell de National Assembly that dem can meet Tuesday after de holiday. Sam jump up and seh that he can’t meet and that dem should wait till de middle of next month.
One man believe that somebody still got some money to get rid of and he want time suh Sam trying to accommodate he.
Anyhow, Ah Kneel going to tell de people that de opposition block de government like if de people don’t know that de government wait till de last minute to put de Bill in Parliament.
Donald going de same day to talk to Joe Biden in Trinidad. Joe was coming fuh meet dem others but Kamla decide that she gun invite Donald.
Dem boys seh that Donald walking wid de anti-money laundering Bill fuh impress Joe Biden that he must impress Obama fuh avoid sanctions.
Well things can’t get too bad after wha happen.
Talk half and hope fuh nutten bad.

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