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Dem boys seh…Clement and Barbie smiling

Apr 20, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

 

It look like if APNU want run off Robeson when it come to using de hammer. Only thing is that dem either using scissors or shares or axe. Clement was waiting fuh dem yesterday. Ash Knee present de budget and he had some money fuh Clement.
APNU got a problem wid Clement suh dem decide that dem gun cut de man money. But dem didn’t bargain fuh Clement. Ever since de goat pelt a bite at he and miss he does always watch wheh he putting he foot.
He know Carolyn ain’t deh because she gone to Venezuela and he know that Sam pretending to be President. So he was two people short when was time to vote suh he get de police fuh threaten Moses and Prakash. That wuk. Dem back down. De budget pass and Clement smile. Even when he drop to sleep last night he still smiling.
But dem boys hope that he don’t do stupidness and buy another water cannon that spraying water at de crown like when a rat peeing.
Sam wasn’t suh lucky. APNU wid David and Joe and Carl join wid Moses and Prakash and cut de money to GPL. Well dem boys never hear a man holler suh hard. He talk how dem gun get nuff blackout but dem boys know that even wid de money dem woulda get nuff blackout. Dem seh that dem rather know that dem keep de money fuh other things and get de blackout than fuh pay fuh de blackout.
Berry Berry get he money cut too. De hospital that he was hoping to control – de one wid only doctors and nurses from India—get cut from de budget. He only lef to cry.
But Barbie ain’t got to worry. De Ministry of Education get all its money suh he can still collect he three million every month although de people in de North West and part of de Rupununi still can’t see de learning channel.
He getting pay to mek all dem people see de learning channel but old habits die hard. He did get pay to supply drugs too.
Talk half and watch Clement and Barbie celebrate.

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