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Dem boys seh…De government proppa fatten Barbie

Apr 18, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

Old people always talk bout fattening bull fuh butcher but dem woulda never believe that Guyana got a way of fattening bull fuh demself.
If anything Barbie shoulda be a fat bull by now. He get so much fattening that if he didn’t have bad mind he woulda been so fat that he couldn’t walk. De government fatten he wid de Santa complex. Then he tek some of de money and build a bond fuh store medicine.
That was when de real fattening happen because every year he get billions of dollars just fuh keep de same drugs. But was more than keeping. He was also suppose to buy de drugs and being smart, he do like wha nuff of he friends does do—send an account fuh drugs that he never buy.
When dem boys talk bout de high price Berry Berry tell dem to mind dem own business. De people in parliament decide fuh ask de same question and Berry Berry run to de same Barbie paper and give de reporter a news that he Berry Berry write. He excuse fuh continue fuh fattening Barbie was that he paying fuh quality and that he would never sacrifice quality fuh price.
But pressure mek dem had to cut back suh dem build dem own bond fuh keep dem own drugs but dem refuse to buy dem own drugs. If dem do that then Barbie ain’t got nutten to get.
But that was not de only fattener Barbie was getting. Dem set up learning channel and dem pay Barbie $3.6 million every month. That is a government programme but dem couldn’t let de government channel do that. That woulda cut up de runnings. Suh dem give Barbie.
Old people always seh that too much of one thing ain’t good fuh nutten. Dem boys seh that de butcher sitting patiently in Uncle Sam waiting fuh Barbie. Dem jail always got space and if Guyana can’t lock up dem own scamps then Uncle Sam got to do it fuh de Guyanese people.
Is a good thing de people in parliament vote down de specialty hospital. Was more fattener fuh Barbie. He woulda get more money fuh provide drugs although de very people who was to run de hospital got more access to de same drugs.
Talk half and watch how dem scamps does fatten one another.

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