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Dem boys seh…Polygraph gun send dem to hospital

Apr 10, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

 
Dem got graft and graph.  Nowadays all de people talking about is de graph like if dem doing Maths. In Maths you got to plot graph to get a true measurement of things. Dem boys seh that in de government dem got people who ain’t got to plot no graph to know how much money dem got.
Then dem got polygraph.  Dem boys know that nuff ah dem people in Parliament should tek de polygraph because dem got something scampish bout dem. Of course dem does try to hide dem scampishness but de polygraph gun expose all.
Now one and two of dem don’t thief. All of dem know bout thiefing and some of dem does thief and this is when de polygraph got to come in. Dem boys done prepare de question. One question got to be if dem ever tek anything that is not dem own. De other question got to be how much.
De man asking de question gun need more than one machine because de extent of de lie might mek some of dem stop wukking fuh good.
One man fuh sure can’t tek de polygraph test but fuh sure, if was graft he woulda deh at de front of de line. But he would never go near a polygraph machine. From de time he pass de machine would start to record. Nobody ain’t got to ask no question.
But as dem boys seh, de longest rope got an end. Some of dem get really worried, because dem boys did tell dem that de Man above don’t like wicked and evil and dem wha crooked gun get de final call.
Two of dem run fuh a medical checkup and one of dem try to get to a doctor but he wife tell he wait. And while he waiting all dem doctor calculating how much dem gun charge because when people frighten is then dem does fork out de money.
De other day a doctor tell a li’l boy that he got cancer and it gun cost de parents a million dollars. When de parents go to de Minister and de Minister send dem to de same doctor. De doctor get vex because he couldn’t charge. He too woulda fail de polygraph.
Talk half and prepare fuh de polygraph.

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