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Dem boys seh…Is not easy to feed Donald and Irfaat and Brazzy

Apr 02, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

De budget seh that it gun cost de government $5 billion more to run de country this year. That could mean that de country either get more people or that dem paying out more money to workers and to old people.
Everybody know that de population ain’t increase suh it mean that dem paying out more money to people. But wha de budget ain’t telling people is that this is because Donald got size and it gun cost more to travel. Dem airline planning to charge people by de pound because dem seh that it ain’t fair fuh a child who weigh 60 pound, to pay de same money as a man who weigh 300 pound.
Then dem got de security guards. Because Donald got more belly than Jagdeo it gun cost dem security guard more to walk round he. Dem gun got to get more shoes and things like that.
He does eat more too suh that got another cost.
Is nuff people like that. Brazzy more big than Donald suh right away dem boys seh that de government got to put aside a good small piece fuh he travel and these days he travelling to China steady. He food bill gun go up too because he like eat dem thing that carry nuff VAT.
Irfaat is another one. He is tourism minister suh he got to tour steady. Heaven help Guyana. Dem embassy ain’t helping. Dem does tek way de wrong people visa. Dem boys talking bout all dem scamp in de government who helping demself to taxpayer money and dem still got dem visa.
Uncle Sam got a law against wha dem call moral turpitude. It mean that if you bribe a big one then that is a crime. If you force something that is another moral crime and so on.
If a Guyanese go to de States and he get ketch bribing an official or he forge he passport, then that is a moral crime. He can’t go back to de States.
Well dem boys want Uncle Sam to watch in Guyana and see who commit moral crimes. Dem already deal wid Kwame fuh dem li’l boys. Dem deal wid dem boys who had fun wid dem gyal and out it in video. Wha happen to dem who robbing de poor people of Guyana?
Talk half and prepare to pay fuh Donald and Brazzy and Irfaat food bill.

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