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Dem Boys Seh … Jagdeo want tun reporter now

Jan 27, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Imagine that dem parliament got big story bout who should get special day and who should get special treatment. Nearly ten years ago de same parliament vote fuh de nation celebrate Arrival Day.
De thing did start off as Indian Arrival Day but when people start fuh talk bout African Arrival Day and Amerindian Arrival Day and Portuguese Arrival Day and Chinese Arrival Day and all dem day de government get smart and change de thing to Arrival Day.
Well dem people seh that dem ain’t falling fuh de bait, that all of dem want dem own day. Well all de government got to do is move de date from wheh it deh now and pick any day then tell all of dem is dem day.
Dem can call it All Man Day an if dem woman get vex, pick another day and call it All Woman Day. But then that may got its own problems.
Dem might have to find a Gay and Lesbian Day, commonly called de Bee Bees Day when people like Kwame can stage a parade.
Well if dem did do that de government wouldn’t have to walk out of parliament. De walkout was easy and dem boys hope that is just suh easy Brazzy, Bar Bee and all dem Bees gun walk out of Guyana and lef de people money.
De only thing is that Bar Bee, Brazzy and de King Bee, if dem walk out of Guyana is straight to jail in some other country. And because dem boys always talking bout jail dem does get vex. Is vex he get mek Jagdeo tun reporter and writing in de Hard Times paper.
He expect to get another doctorate, this time in journalism. But to get that you got to write different things. Jagdeo does write de same thing every day. Dem got plenty things that he can write about. He can write about he pension, he can write about he life as a president. Dem boys want he write bout all dem scampish deal that he enter into secretly.
He must write bout de Marriott, de airport deal, de hydro deal and de deal wid Bar Bee and Gee Pee See, All of that he must write about. People only know bout dem deals when dem done sign.
Dem boys seh that since he was Finance Minister he was cutting deal and he start wid de drugs fuh de Ministry of Health sixteen years ago.  De people know.
He must write why he never knock off anybody who thief. But he can’t write about decency.
Anybody with li’l decency and shame woulda accept all wha people talking bout he pension. Decent people woulda done seh “Boy me ain’t want that pension and benefit package, and chuck it in. But not Jagdeo. He tell the people yaaal decide something reasonable fuh me.
And put on other benefits. Wha is reasonable fuh he is a fortune fuh anybody else. Reasonable fuh he is millions. Is Bar Bee encourage him fuh tek so much as he pension.
Dem boys seh that in de long run when people create a nice package he, Jagdeo, mek up he own pension and benefits. That is how decent he decent.
Talk half and keep you eye pun Jagdeo and Bar Bee. 

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