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Muse or Amuse…X-rated or HeXed? Time for D-X!

Dec 29, 2012 News

 

Would you rate your life “X-rated” or just X-ed? Many persons love the x-rated stuff. Many people are themselves x-rated because of the things they do and the way they do them. They require no Kama Sutra to study the myriad positions or anatomical contortions that can bring the x-factor to an even more enjoyable state. But an ‘x’ rate can obviously infer many things.
It can mean (of course) that the planes of satisfaction can be stupendously superfluous or simply stunning! It can mean that your head would be reeling from the sights, sounds and experience of life.  It can also mean that someone is dead or marked for death!
And of course, it can mean that you are hexed. I believe that the 400,000 people that voted last year heXed this country!
Things are not going well. There is corruption, political stalemate, biased newscasts, foolishness in parliament and all around ineptitude. The politicians all say that they are not to be blamed. The Eff-C blame the peepeep;  the peepeep say its apeeonyou – but they all say that it’s not their fault. So whose fault is it? Someone has to take the blame!
So I believe that YOU, the Guyanese people, have to take the blame. You all heXed them when you X-ed them. You see, when ol’higue saw the people x-ing the ballot papers, ol’higue licked her nasty gums; it was hexing time!
Then the hexing led to a lot of veXing as some people’s expectations were shattered. Now the elections are gone but the heX remains in place. And if another election is called, is more heXing to come! Granger got heXed, Moses got heXed, Trotman got heXed and Ralph got heXed. Now poor Roger got heXed. Everyone got heXed. No more x-ing from any of them. Same old same old same old arguments….no zing, no x-ing.
Of course it’s because the whole damn place is heXed!
So what will be done to save us from this heX? Well, it’s time for D-X to step up to the plate!
It’s Uncle Donald who can put the squeeze on the heX! After all if Donald takes out the X from Hex, it’s He that’s left. He’s “D man” and can become “D-X” by taking this country forward. All the X’s were heading toward Donald, so he better start X-ing before he too becomes heXed!
I believe that Donald is one of the most decent humans I have seen. He is getting fat – and that is because he is not X-ing!
By not X-ing the bad elements out of the Party and Government, Donald’s goodness is left in his belly – which may indeed be the only growing part he has now.
Donald must be reminded of the story that rain falls on everyone’s head – both the good person and the thief. BUT, rain falls MORE on the head of the good persons because the thieves stole their umbrellas! So, the good people await your guidance and leadership.
My New Year wish is for Donald to take control of this country and bring the zing back to us all. Enough X-up of the country. D-X time……2013!
With the New Year around the corner, I wish everyone lots of Xing. But no hexing!
Have a wonderful new year, y’all, and keep on smiling. Have an amusing New Year.

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