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Dem boys seh…Brazzy get ketch wid another man suitcase

Dec 19, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Brazzy always like pick up wha is not he own. He also does put down wha is not he own. He fit de bill of a kleptomaniac. That word mean dem people who can’t help picking up other people thing.
He does do that all about he go. He went to China and he pick up computer; he guh to Florida and he pick up Fip. He drop Sonny before he pick he up.
He hand, he foot, he belly, he mouth in everybody business. He use to be a good church boy.
He parents use to mek sure that he go to church every hour of de day but he get big in more ways than one. He belly is ten. He follow de thiefing Rat, and dem thief three-quarters of Guyana wid dem kavakamites.
He ain’t satisfy wid three-quarter of Guyana. He suh greedy that couple days ago he come home pun Delta from New York.
At Kennedy he check in a small green suitcase; when he arrive home he pick up a big brown one and head to Georgetown. When he near meet home he get a call from de airline people telling him how he lef he suitcase at de airport.
Brazzy tell dem “Nah man. I got me two suitcase wid me.”
De people tell he that he lie because he thief somebody suitcase and lef he own. That is an old trick dem traders use to do—check in a suitcase full wid paper and pick up one wid people goods after dem switch de tag. Brazzy had to do that because nobody coulda see how he can check in a small green suitcase and pick up a big brown one.
Brazzy realize that he get ketch and head back to de airport. He get ketch like how he get ketch pun all dem project including de hotel dem building. That is why he head back to de airport. He didn’t expect that dem boys woulda hear de story.
At de airport he tell de owner that he mek a mistake. De man ask he, “How he coulda mek such a mistake. Look at wha you check in and look wha you carry way. How on earth you can mek such a mistake. Big man, that is a deliberate act. You did want thief me suitcase.”
De man tell he that if he can mek a mistake over suitcase, imagine de mistake he mek wid de Marriott, and de hydroseed road, de Clico deal, Fip performance bond, and dem GPL turbine.
Brazzy call de Rat and seh, “Dear Leader, dem want lock me up.” Dem boys wish that he de pick up a cocaine trader suitcase at JFK and leh we see if De dear leader he call coulda help he.
Talk half and guard you suitcase from dem Bees.

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