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Dem boys seh…Dem Bees tek de cake wid cheapness

Dec 02, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 
Dear Santa,
Dem boys want to write yuh early dis year, so we decide fuh pen yuh dis letter pun de fuss Sunday of December.
Santa, dem boys seh dat dis is de season of goodwill and bliss and suh dem boys concern dat wid all de corruption dat Uncle Glenn and de Waterfalls paper exposing, yuh might not want fuh give dem Bees any Christmas gift. It gun look really bad if you don’t do dat and dem Bees might start giving demselves gifts from all dem thiefing things dem does do.
Suh dem boys wan fuh beg yuh Santa, don’t forget dem. We gun watch fuh see wha yuh gun give dem. Remember dat dem already gat all de land, all de concessions and all de contracts. Suh you gat fuh think carefully, Ok Santa? Bye bye fuh now.
Well dat’s dem boys letter to Santa. Dem boys not really tekkin holiday but dem decide fuh go easy pon de Bees. After all dis is de season fuh peace and joy and good tidings. While dem money washing machine gearing up fuh a big 2013, dis Christmas must still be fuh all to enjoy.
Even Donald must get lil time off since he wuk suh hard during he fuss year. He can’t show any achievement fuh de year, but we gun still give he ah break.
But dem boys wondering if de King Bee and he best friend gun be good for de rest of de year. Is an impossible dream, but everybody got to hope fuh something. Anyhow, if dey good dem must get a gift. Dem boys think that de pumpkin jumpsuit gun be appropriate.
Uncle Glenn already distributing he Christmas card all around. It jus seh dat dis is all yuh gun get, Happy Christmas.  Dem Bees more cheap. De staff at de Hard Times paper never get a proper bonus and dem at de TV deh wuss. And this is de season of giving.
Talk half and keep watch pun dem Bees fuh de season!

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