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Dem boys seh…Stricter de government, wiser de population

Nov 19, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Uncle Donald does collect NIS. De Lunch Man does collect NIS and Gail and Odinga does collect NIS. All of dem had a meeting de other day because dem was worried bout dem pension. Was a heated meeting. De Lunch Man tell dem that dem benefits safe and in any case all of dem can live without de NIS pension, but money never too much.
De Lunch Man tell everybody that Uncle Donald got de power fuh release money to mek sure everybody get dem pension, even if dem got to cut other people own. But de story didn’t done deh. All of dem claim how de Waterfalls paper know wha happening and that Uncle Glenn got a spy in Ohh Pee. Dem even believe that de spy might be at de meeting.
Right away everybody tun and watch Uncle Donald because de Waterfalls boss man  seh that he love Uncle Donald like a brother and that Uncle Donald love him too. Uncle Donald had to tell everybody that he don’t talk to de Waterfalls boss man. Well dem tap he phone.
Dem boys seh that all de phones at de Waterfalls paper tap too. Dem got people listening in. De reporters at de Waterfalls paper know bout de tap and dem ain’t worried because all dat gun happen is that de people who listening gun know wheh de information coming from.
Dem wouldn’t know bout de note that does pass from Uncle Donald to de Waterfalls paper. And dem wouldn’t know bout de Skype wha does go on between Uncle Donald and de Waterfalls paper.
As dem boys seh, stricter de government, wiser de population.
Talk half. Lef half.

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