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Dem boys seh…Buy a cheap phone, watch or used wallet in Agricola

Oct 13, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Agricola is de new shopping mall in Guyana. It got things fuh sale very cheap. Cheaper than best buy. You want a Blackberry, pay $500. You want a watch pay $150, and you can get a free used wallet, ALL of this, compliments of de five-hour yesterday. Please note, no VAT applicable suh Khurshid can’t collect nutten. Is de Rat, de Hard Times paper and de Chranicle seh suh.
One rumble cause this. De other day when dem people block off de Agricola Road some people laugh. But then night step in and other people start fuh cry when dem realize that dem can’t go home or come out to wuk.
And that happen because some people arrogant. De Lunch Man claim that he want fight, that he want a rumble. Dem boys seh that he can’t even walk good and he talking bout fight and rumble. He talk bout rumble but when de people start fuh tumble he began to mumble.
After he mumble he run way and lef de police fuh scramble. And de Agricola people scramble dem people cell phone. Suh fuh now Agricola residents got nuff cell phone wha dem thief. $500 fuh one. And dem got nuff wallet that ain’t worth nutten and some cheap watch. One man seh “tek me $150 watch. Me done pay de bus. Leh me go lang me way. I hungry, man.”
One man tek out he wallet and show $40. De Agricola man seh give me de wallet and he give back de man de $40.
But de police do a good job. It carry water in de water cannon which break down four times before it could drive from Eve Leary to Agricola. At least it help some people bathe.
That is de same water cannon wha ain’t worth $1 million Rohee seh that he pay $20 million. A man seh that he gun use de water cannon fuh Phagwah next year.
Talk half and run fuh you cheap phone.

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