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Dem boys seh…Shake really like water

Oct 03, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem boys always seh is only forty people running tings in this country…Well is really forty-one when yuh add in Ali Baba De Rat. He does control the whole show from behind the scene. When he seh jump, even Uncle Donald got to ask how high. Nothing ever change.
Well dem boys hear that Ali Baba and he chores had a big meeting when dey suddenly realize de other day that one chore missing, and is a short, smart man just like Shaatie.
Irfaat stand up at de meeting and tell De Rat that he can’t handle dis water ting alone, it too much fuh he, so he ask fuh dem bring back a old man wha really like water. He name Shake.
Irfaat tell dem is no problem dat Shake was a top man and he gun be in a lower position now, all he gat fuh do dis time is mek he heights like Ali Baba, so he ain’t gun end up wid rags when he stop wuk.
All dem chore agree and happy. But is not only dem happy. Dem  water kantractor throw a big sport right away. One ah dem seh dat Irfaat and Shake together is like if Christmas come in October. Money gun flow like water in de Blacka. Is sheer runnins gun tek place. But dem boys watchin’ strong fuh dem funny move.
Talking ‘bout funny move…Some tief man tun up too late fuh cut open de safe at the Mahaicony Post Office. One man seh leh dey meet fuh midnight, and another one seh half-past twelve. Well dey reach li’l after one o’clock and dey couldn’t finish de wuk. Dey miss out pun a five million.
And is not dem alone stupid. Two like dem dress up wid fancy clothes and put on cologne, and then dey go in Eccles with bogus GPL badge fuh play like if dem reading meter. Well de lady at de house wha’ dem go to got a good nose and eye fuh tief man. Fuss she smell de cologne from a distance and look outside. When she see two man in suit and tie come fuh read meter, right away she know something wrong. She call she husband home.  Well, long story short, dey grab de woman and she holler out and police hear. Dem two gun be wearing different colour suit very soon.
Talk half and watch out fuh dem dress-up man!

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