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Dem boys seh… Brazzy got he own beauty pageant in court

Sep 15, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When you is president you does enjoy de best of everything. Dem have a beauty contest and nearly one dozen homemade girls trying fuh win de crown. All that mean is that dem gun get a trip to de pageant and a couple seconds pun TV.
De new Miss Universe come fuh de pageant and she nice. Dem boys seh that when she meet Uncle Donald he blink. De man get a chance fuh kiss de Miss Universe but nobody couldn’t tek a picture because was blows if de First Lady see it when he Uncle Donald go home.But de man pose wid de Miss Universe and he tell dem people that if de people in he Cabinet was suh nice he woulda really enjoy he job.
Odinga walking all round wid Miss Universe and when de girl talk he shake he head because de other night during de intelligence segment he realize that dem gyal wha he sending up got to undergo a crash course in talking properly.
At least dem know to sit down and cross dem legs. But dem boys seh that crossing dem legs don’t score points in a beauty pageant.
Brazzy had he own pageant in de court. He sue Uncle Tony and now he wish he did sit down and shut he mouth. But de money he claim Uncle Tony owe he was too tempting. Now dem lawyers got he trembling and getting red in de witness box.Is a sad day when people ketch you telling lie. But two things happen. Brazzy didn’t believe that he woulda got to testify in he own court matter. One lawyer tell he not to lie because he ain’t at a press conference.
Dem lawyers got he parading like dem girls at de Miss Universe contest. De only difference is that dem gyal got nuff thing to parade. All Brazzy got is he belly. Talk half and try wid Brazzy.

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