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Dem Boys Seh…Uncle Donald and Uncle Freddie throw out dey belly

Aug 10, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem boys always hear dat de longest rope got an end. Well like Uncle Donald trying fuh prove dat saying right. A journalist poke de big man yesterday and ask he if he gun do wha’ de Private Sector seh, and go and meet wid de people in Linden.
Well who tell he ask dat? Uncle Donald mout’ start fuh tremble. Dem Boys know when de big man get vex dat does happen. De man run up a steps and tun round sudden and holla dat de Private Sector don’t run he office.
Everybody watch wid dey mout’ hanging. People lef’ stupidee. Dem never see Uncle Donald get so vex over a li’l question and dem never hear he sound so confident as de boss man. But dem boys know he start feel like if dem buzyness man want fuh run de show. So he try fuh stamp he authority.
Dem boys wonder if he holla pun De Rat lately, ‘cause nobody ain’t hearing nothing ‘bout he. He used to run de show up to de odder day, but like Uncle Donald decide fuh throw out he belly and chase he. Everybody know if Uncle Donald throw out dat belly is serious.
And talkin ‘bout throwin’ out belly, Uncle Freddie fling out he own against de tax man Sat Hard. He tell de man he fed up wid all dem letter he getting, and he vex bad ‘cause de man tell he dat every four month he getting a million from de Waterfalls paper and he hiding it.
Uncle Freddie get suh mad he do something he never yet do in de 24 years he writing in newspapers. He write down he age. Uncle Freddie seh he is three score, and he prepare fuh fight Sat Hard fuh de odder ten wha’ lef’. He seh he know all dem bareface Bees wha’ ent payin income tax, and he gun call out all ah dem name in court if Sat Hard ent done wid he. He seh it gun end up in de Caribbean Court, ‘cause dem li’l court in Guyana can’t understand wha’ a bright man like he sayin’.
He seh he teach mo’ students than votes wha’ TUF get at de elections. He seh he know everybody in Guyana wha’ beatin dey wife and he gun skin dem up.  De man talk like he drink salts.
Uncle Freddie going good good, till he seh dat he never lie. Well dem boys eye open big, ‘cause it tek a man wid nuff belly fuh seh dat he never lie, and Uncle Freddie belly flat like pot bake.
Well, as dem boys seh at de start, de longest rope got an end, and if Sat Hard know wha’ good fuh he self he gun lef’ Uncle Freddie, ‘cause dat man does know thing ‘bout people dat dem ent even know ‘bout dem self.
Talk half and watch fuh see if Sat Hard got mo’ ting dan balanjay!

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