Dem boys seh...Brazzy sign and Henry de Yellow gone

Dem boys seh…Brazzy sign and Henry de Yellow gone

Apr 05, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

One of de wuss thing that can happen is when you own cuss you. Dem cuss Henry de Yellow till he resign. He was part of dem. He put on he uniform since Monday and he ain’t tek it off up to late last night. Then he get de phone call. “Tek it off because you too dam wutliss. You bring more shame to de party.”
Papa Cheddi was always an upright and straight up man. He never like a thief. He wife was de same kettle of fish. He pickney dem know this.
That is why he daughter cuss de party de other day. She talk ‘bout de corruption wha she see and de mansion wha some of dem live in. She actually tell dem that dem thief fuh build dem mansion. She seh that she daddy and mooma can’t get no rest. Dem turning in dem grave, and is de daughter seh suh.
De Waterfalls paper was saying this all de time and it get cuss from top to bottom. Now somebody who know dem good, good, and who is a part of dem—Papa Cheddi daughter—tun round and cuss dem bout dey thiefing ways.
Uncle Donald ain’t deh in that. He was never in it, otherwise he and all woulda get cuss. Some of Papa Cheddi rub off pun he.
But nutten ain’t rub off pun Brazzy. He thief till he thief from heself.
He call a board meeting and he is de only person pun de board. He call de agenda sitting down at a round table wid seven chair. He start de discussion wid money fuh de Marriott.
“How much money we putting?” He get up from one chair and move to another and answer. “$14 million US.” He get up and guh back pun de other chair.
“How much we putting de entire project at?” He move over again to de other chair. “$60 million.” He guh back pun de other chair. “Tek off two… mek it $58 million.”
He guh back pun another chair and seh “Alright. Who is de contractor?” He get up and stand up right deh. “De same cock man dem who build de factory. Dem is de best wukka man.”
“Who putting in de rest? We only got $14M. At least $20M gun build am.”
He whisper to heself, “We gun seh we putting in $40 million but de contractor gun tek a piece and give we back de rest.” Then he get up and ask fuh witness.
De man get up and guh pun all dem chair and sign. Then he ask
“Is all de Board member sign?” Then he tek out he cell phone and call he deputy, Maasie, fuh countersign.
When she arrive she guh fuh sit down and he tell she somebody sitting there. She move to de next chair; same thing he seh. She had to stand up and sign. Was no ordinary contract.
Then Maasie ask, “Brazzy, $20 million gun build more than a hutel.”
“Maasie, that is none of you business.”
Talk half and find people fuh sit down pun de other half.