Dem boys seh...Uncle Donald and Sonny Boy in a coma

Dem boys seh…Uncle Donald and Sonny Boy in a coma

Mar 06, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Maths is a hard subject in Guyana these days and now dem boys know why. De government don’t want dem to know Maths because if dem do de Maths dem gun see nuff strange things that dem leaders does do.
In fact de government stop teaching Maths in school because de Rat stop giving textbooks. He claim how dem never use to mek money pun Maths books.
But Guyana still got some bright people who can do de Maths. Dem is de people who study de Maths and when dem apply it to EZJet, things don’t add up. Dem boys tell dem friends and that is when dem same friends who don’t know Maths tell everybody in Guyana that dem don’t have to know Maths fuh see that EZJet losing money.
In fact, dem don’t even got to know Maths fuh find out who own de airline. De man who seh he is de owner and who owe big time pun he house ain’t got de kind of money fuh bear dem kind of loss. It got to be that de real people who own de plane got deep pockets.
Sonny, who seh he is de owner, write pun he Facebook to reply to a story that de Waterfalls paper publish. De Big Market paper ain’t see it, de Waterfalls paper ain’t see it, Uncle Donald paper ain’t see it, but de Hard Times paper see it and actually write something.
But is Sonny who couldn’t find US$50,000 fuh a down payment pun he house, but who can lose US$50,000 a day. And that is not all. Delta and Caribbean Airlines never spend that kind of money on ads, but Sonny seh that he got it fuh spend fuh promote he plane.
Dem boys want Sonny Boy fuh tell de people de truth about wheh de money come from. Dem boys know. Dem plan fuh watch dem wid all four eye, even if dem got to get cock-eye.
Dem boys watching Uncle Donald too, but wid only one eye, because dem boys still believe that he good, ann nest and dee cent.
Poor Uncle Donald find heself in a coma. He ain’t been saying anything—nutten bout de $90 million wha dem police still waiting for.
Dem boys praying fuh he, though. Dem boys seh that he can’t taste, he can’t feel, he can’t hear, he can’t smell and he can’t see. He lay down flat pun he back. He still studying from he motionless position how fuh come out of this situation and start telling de people wha dem want fuh hear.
Dem want he explain de Marriott project fuh now—how feasible it is. And dem boys want know if he gun put he money in it.
By de way Uncle Donald, is who got de $90 million—Row Hee or Henry de Green? Tell awe quietly. Don’t talk hard.
Talk half and wake up to face de other half.