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Dem boys seh…Bar Rat can’t sleep

Dec 29, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Night mek fuh sleep but some people can’t sleep. That does happen when people frighten or when dem got children who sick or when dem got stress. Mitta Sharma couldn’t sleep because he had nuff things hanging over he head. Dem boys seh that he did frighten when Bar-Rat promise to revoke he television licence.
He get a break fuh de elections but even then he never use to sleep when de night come. Now he boasting to dem boys how he can sleep and he didn’t have to use sleeping tablets. He tell dem boys that he stress gone.
And he thanking all dem people who vote to get rid of he stress. Now he stress can’t sleep. De stress worried. Every day he thinking bout de Waterfalls Boss man and wha de man coming wid every day. And de Waterfalls Boss man sleeping when de night come. He sleeping wid a smile, too.
But in de day time he got Bar-Rat hot. He calling de man all kind of names and telling de world how Bar-Rat got thiefing friends and how he help dem thief and other things.
Now when de night come Bar-Rat dreaming bout wha coming de next day and he does jump up. Is de same thing happen to a young handyman at de Waterfalls paper. Old people does always seh that people does thief till dem thief doo doo.
People drink crème liqueur and pour water in de bottle then seal de box. Up comes Prem, see de box, look around and mek he move. Dem boys seh that dem never see a man spit suh much. It coulda been anything else—something wuss than water.
Talk half. Lef half.

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