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Dem boys seh…Shaik get lef behind

Dec 22, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When Shaik Baksh was de Minister of Education, he promote a policy that no child, no matter how dunce, gun ever stay in de same class. He call it no child left behind. Children stop studying and some of dem give teacher a hard time. Dem know that dem couldn’t fail in school.
Well de Donald, like a good headmaster, change de same policy and refuse to promote he. In fact, Donald kick he clean out of de Cabinet—sorry—chase he out of de school. He fail and he think that he would continue as Minister. De Donald had other ideas.
This was de same man who couldn’t answer a question about how much money he spend pun 45 schools although de Ministry give he a whole heap of money.
But success is another story. A woman advertise that Henry de Yellow is a man who can perform. She tell de whole country to sit up and tek note. Men get jealous and women decide fuh chase after he. De other morning seven virgins tun up at he house at four o’clock de morning.
Because dem was suh nuff somebody call de police and de seven virgins get arrest. In court dem buss cry not only from disappointment because dem didn’t get a chance to experience de prowess of Henry de Yellow because dem get expose. Dem thought that dem was going in secret.
Shame is a hell of a thing.  Bar Rat get shame too. A man who fall out wid he get invite to Ohh Pee fuh a meeting.  While de man in de Lunch Man office, Bar Rat walk in. Dem boys seh that he think that he in charge. He ask de man wha he doing deh.
He get a shock. Dem man watch he full in he face and ask he wha he doing deh. He shame because when he go to call he security he realize that he had no power in de place. But he still going sometimes like if he is still de big man in de place.
Talk half. Lef half.

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