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Dem boys seh…Gwaan Big Rat

Dec 04, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

Rat poison was scarce in Bourda Market and people couldn’t understand why. People walk all about looking fuh carbon tablet. Some look fuh de paste and some look fuh rat trap.
When dem investigate dem hear that somebody come to buy out all fuh use in State House. Dem boys want to know if dem had a problem disposing of food in de place and rat decide to invade.
Is when a man tell dem boys that Donald getting swear-in at State House and that he got to live there that dem get to understand that de rat poison was fuh get rid of de big Rat who been living there.
Bright and early Sunday dem see de big Rat running out dragging some containers behind he. Dem boys believe that de containers was full of money—dem boys does call money cheese. Bar Rat was tekking all he cheese wid he.
But talk fuh rain, talk fuh sun, that place ain’t gun be de same because Donald ain’t ready fuh live there and dem already chase out Bar Rat. He house ain’t done suh he got to live wid friends or live in some other hole.
But Donald is another one. Dem boys seh that he refuse to print invitation. All de money done spend pun de election campaign suh he give people word of mouth invitation.
Khemraj didn’t go because dem cussing he in Berbice and Granger didn’t go because he claim how he shoulda be de President.
Anyhow, dem had big farewell party Friday night. People was saying farewell to Bar Rat and nobody ain’t cry fuh he. De last song dem play was “Hit de road Jack”. De Waterfalls Boss Man tell dem boys that de tune shoulda be ‘Amen.’
Talk half and wait fuh de new chapter.

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