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Dem boys seh…De cup leaking and de coconut tree got dry nut

Oct 14, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

When dem boys read de newspapers dem can’t help noticing strange things. One man sit down and read fuh all who couldn’t read and when he ask dem if dem understand, one woman tell he that she understand that de cup leaking and de palm tree got dry coconut.
Dem boys watch de woman and couldn’t understand, suh dem ask she fuh explain.
De woman claim how man name Bissesar gone to de AFC. She seh that de cup leak he out. She hear ‘bout Nagamootoo but she believe that somebody plug de leak before Nagamootoo slip through.
Van West Charles fall from de coconut tree and AFC scramble. But before that Hamilton and Burton and some others fall and dem land in de cup. Dem boys seh that nutten don’t fall up a coconut tree.
But de way dem parties behaving is like if dem get some jewel. Dem boys seh that none of de people who leak from de cup or fall from de coconut tree can pull any vote from any crowd.
But is a nice thing. It show that some party got more pull than some. Is only APNU ain’t pull nobody since de elections date announce. De leaders claim that dem do all dem pulling early.
Dem boys also waiting to see if anybody gun be Prime Minister. De PPP does always name de Prime Minister early. Now de party quiet and dem boys seh that dem sure that de Big Man gun be de Prime Minister. Is like Russia and Putin all over again.
After all de Big Man study in Russia.
Talk half. Lef half.

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