FREDDIE IS A JACKASS

Sep 25, 2011 News

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By Ralph Seeram

Sundays are my relaxation days. Like everyone I try to “recharge the batteries” for the coming week, and so it was last Sunday, I was relaxing by the pool checking e-mail responses from readers commenting on my Sunday column.
Before I retired to bed I made one final check on my e-mails when this email popped up:, Sep 18th, at 10:57 pm, [email protected] wrote, “ hi there, this is from Fred Kissoon. I got a mail from Lloyd …….. about Ralph Seeram. I don’t know Seeram but from what he wrote about Bharrat Jagdeo a few weeks ago, I have nothing but contempt for this stupid, foolish, comical fellow who is worse than a clown. Which world he lives in to write those asinine praises for Jagdeo?.  The facts about Jagdeo’s horrible character are there for the world to see except a jackass like Seeram. I believe Jagdeo met with Seeram and made huge promises to him. Seeram then wrote glowingly of Jagdeo but he is still waiting on Jagdeo to keep his promise. Please mar …… doesn’t email me anything about this nonsensical creature. God! This is a really unintelligent human, assuming he is human. F. Kissoon.”
Whew, what a mouthful; what a put down. Look at the number of adjectives this sententious ass used to describe me. I am reading this and I am wondering what I did to this buffoon. But wait, it gets better. Checking my e-mail early Monday morning this came up.
From fred kissoon Mon. 9/19/11 12.02 AM  ( nightmares of Jagdeo keeps him awake) “hi there, an apology to mar. ……. It did appear in my mail box as coming from mar. ……. .  Please do not send me anything on Seeram. We have an ongoing tragedy in Guyana which I want to change. People like Seeram do not help with the anti-human rights nonsense they write.
“I really don’t have time to hear about the Seerams of this world. For us who live here, our country needs to be saved and quickly too, regards, F. Kissoon”
This piece of excrement has decided to move the conversation down to mud, and I can understand why. Crab dogs love mud. Unfortunately for this pompous ass, he picked the wrong Berbician to sling in the mud. He has always tended to belittle Berbicians.
Listen up Freddie, you delude yourself that you are an intellectual. Well there is nothing intellectual or creative about your writing; it is the same old time worn stuff everyday– Jagdeo/PPP. PPP/Jagdeo. You are a stuck record repeating the same stuff over and over. Take Jagdeo and the PPP out of the equation, you’ll be as hollow as bamboo.
When it comes to creativity you brains are in virgin territory. Imagine this odious self confessed thief calling me an unintelligent human being and stupid.
Taking shots at the PPP is easy stuff; there is nothing original or creative  in that. It’s being discussed in rum shops every day.  Any mediocre writer like you can whip up an article on the PPP in ten minutes. Try your hand on diverse topics.
You think that throwing a few philosophers’ names in your articles makes you intelligent. Only God knows what you have been teaching those poor kids. They have been subjected to the torture of your one year experience being repeated over twenty-five odd years.
I know people can hate, but your hatred for Jagdeo extends beyond any sense of decency, and you call me an unintelligent human being. I would rather be an unintelligent human being with no hatred towards my fellow man than be a so called human being like you.
Jagdeo for all his faults (and I have criticized him for this in previous articles) has done some positive and progressive things for Guyana.
True corruption has permeated his administration, but Guyana does not have a monopoly on corruption. Do you think that the big U S Government contracts like the military ones are awarded on the basis of merit? You will be amazed what lobbyists and campaign donations can do. And don’t get me wrong, I am not condoning it, but corruption in the majority of governments is a fact of life.
Freddie Kissoon abused me because I wrote a story repeating what President Jagdeo said about his accomplishments. Well no less a person than Sir Shridath Ramphal heaped praises on the President on the occasion of the President’s Appreciation Day.
Listen up lamebrain Freddie, this is Sir Shridath speaking, not me. Sir Shridath, referring to President Jagdeo’s participation at world forums like the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund, where he was once a Chairman of the Board of Governors, said, “Not surprisingly, his attendance was marked out  and specifically sought , a voice from…an authentic voice speaking with intelligence of the issues and with passion on them…the international community acknowledged President Jagdeo’s special qualities and singled out his contributions”
Getting palpitations Freddie? There is more to come from Sir Shridath. “In 2008 both Time Magazine and CNN named Bharrat Jagdeo  as one of their Heroes of the Environment….2010 named “Champion of the Earth” by United Nations Environment Program…… UN highest award….badge of International Excellence.” Oh I love it. Grab your nitro tablets Freddie. Here comes the kicker. “As he leaves the Presidency of Guyana, Bharrat Jagdeo can be proud that he has made a difference to the standing of the developing countries in the global community, and the quality of his advocacy has redounded to the credit of our country and our people.”
Now would you describe Sir Shridath Ramphal with the same adjectives you described me? I dare you to do it.
Let me tell you what your problem is with Jagdeo. You are envious of him, you are jealous of the man, your writing says it all.
By the way you said Jagdeo promised me something. I have seen people accuse you of making up stories and I tended to give you a pass, but now I can confirm you do make up stories, peddling a big fat lie that Jagdeo made a huge promise to me.
You should try your hand at fiction writing; you seem more adept at that. I know this is very difficult for a self centered ass like you, but try attacking people less and focus more on substantive issues.
Yes, I know it is tough for you to go beyond Jagdeo/PPP. Mediocrity has its limitations.
By the way, bad news for you. Donald Ramotar will be the next President of Guyana. start making your appointment with your psychiatrist. I know you are on the edge; this one will send you insane. New Amsterdam awaits you. As for you my readers keep sending those emails to Freddie.
Ralph Seeram can be reached at email: [email protected]

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