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Dem boys seh…Check dem kavakamites house fuh de laptops

Jul 08, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Big headline in de papers. De government sharing out laptop according to de plan. One of dem paper wha nobody does buy had big photo wid a girl and she mother collecting a laptop. And was a Lenovo.
Dem boys didn’t know that de programme start because was only de other day de government announce that it advertising fuh de computers.
De thing start when dem boys hear a price but that price was too high. Dem talk and a woman Minister change she mouth and de price come down. Then dem had a problem wid de specification. That is a big word fuh brain in de computer.
Then dem tender and de deal that dem expect wasn’t right suh dem cancel that tender.
Then dem announce that dem a re-tender, wid new pissification this time. Dem boys talk again because wid de pissification de computer had to be in Guyana.
From de time dem talk Bar-Rat announce how 5,000 computer deh in Uncle Adam house and another 5,000 deh in de Waterfall boss man house. When people ignore dem de same people seh how no computer in come yet.
Well dem boys want know how come deh sharing computer. Is who house had de computer? Dem computer had to be in de $120 million house and is that wha push up de price fuh that same house.
Dem boys want fuh know if this tender is another sham or fake because computer sharing already. Uncle Adam and Uncle Glenn nah get any and dem ain’t want. Dem got Ipad—not de kind wha Kwame and his kavakamites does use. Dem boys seh that kavakamite is another big word. But all it means—-a lawless bitch.
Talk half. Lef half.

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