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Dem boys seh… Clement is de next money factory

Jun 23, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Wednesday was a big day pun de East Coast. Dem boys see protection like dem never see before. People deh in dem house and all of a sudden it look like if de whole police force come to visit de community.
Then dem community police people come out too. When dem boys see all of that dem couldn’t help ask wha going on.
Some policeman tell he that Clement coming and dem mekking preparation. Dem was catching all dem goat in de neighbourhood because dem didn’t want any bite Clement.
Dem boys seh that de man is an asset and not an ass as Uncle Freddie think and believe. De man mek Bar-Rat think he can mek money more money than wha he got already. Dem been pun a outreach and dem was meeting wid people. Bar-Rat and Clement was sitting at de head table. Clement was playing wid some coins. He throw a ten dollar coin in he mouth and he swallow de thing. Then he end up swallowing a five dollar coin and Bar-Rat see. He get worried and he call Dr Ram Sawmee who mix a thing right away and throw it down Clement throat. Poor Clement belly grumble. Every time he go to de mess room Ram Sawmee check de caca fuh see when de five dollar coin gun come out.
He open he eye big when he see de ten dollar coin and he run to Bar-Rat. “Bass man, Clement swallow five and ten come out.” Right away Bar-Rat promise fuh mek he Finance Minister. De man double any money he swallow. Bar-Rat think that if Clement swallow de Treasury wid $200 billion de money gun double.
Talk half. Lef half.

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