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Dem boys seh…National award mek man run mad

Jun 03, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De wuss thing that coulda happen to Guyana was fuh de Caricom people to develop wha dem call free movement of skills. From de time dem had that free movement thing is almost all de skills gone.
Dem boys seh that it hard fuh find a carpenter and some can’t even find a man to build tomb. That is why more and more people got to get bun. De big word is cremate.
Anyhow, de number of reporters who lef coulda start two more media houses in Guyana.
Nuff of dem in Trinidad wukking pun TV. Most of dem run from de state media. Now dem running from de private media. De Waterfalls paper lost couple de other day, but as dem boys she, wheh dem have good dem have better. De only thing is that it look like in Guyana when good gone you does only get wuss.
Tek de case of people when dem get national award. Those was people who use to walk upright and command respect. De other day one of dem get a national award and he decide fuh drive he car fuh knock down a Supreme Court Marshal and a PNC driver.Was like if he was one of dem road people.
But dem boys seh that he might head straight to jail because he threaten de life of a marshal. He could be the fuss national awardee fuh go to jail. He get a court order but he don’t want tek de order suh like he try fuh hide. He like de money and he like de opportunity fuh get out he house.
Dem boys seh that de marshal decide fuh stand outside he office and wait. Dem ketch he coming out and nearly dead. He guh fuh knock dem down. Dem end up crying outside de police station. Dem boys seh that Bar-Rat ain’t deh suh de man might end up in jail till de boss man come back.
He try fuh deny but everything get ketch pun de security camera. Up to late last night he mussy de trying fuh erase de recording from de camera.
He also plan fuh tell de police that he foot stick pun de accelerator when he guh to mash brakes.
Talk half. Lef half.

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