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Dem boys seh… Nuff people not sleeping tonight

May 21, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De world ending today. Is madness. All dem masjid full; dem church full; dem rum shop full; dem Hindu temple full and all dem Minister gone to repent. Dem boys see three Minister wid tears in dem eye repenting and claiming how dem giving back all wha dem tek.
De man who give way half of Guyana get couple phone call how de people giving he back.
Some people full up de restaurant because dem telling everybody how dem refuse to dead on an empty stomach. One li’l gyal ask she father if he hear de world ending and when de man seh yes she tell he that she ain’t grow up yet.
Bishop Three Edghill open nuff church whole day because he know that de collection good.
When GPL had de blackout some people actually holler because dem seh that de world end.
Uncle Adam collect some money from all dem people who believe that dem gun dead. He thought that he would get plenty but as old people does seh, “Tom drunk but Tom ain’t stupid.” Uncle Adam get $300.
He tell Uncle Glenn that he got to give way all that he got. Uncle Glenn seh that he gun write a dated cheque.
But wha got dem boys thinking is de fact that in some parts of de world is already May 22. In place like China and Korea and Japan and Australia people getting ready to sleep because de day done, and de world ain’t end. By de time six o’clock come round fuh de man who ending de world is a new day in dem countries.
Talk half. Lef half.

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