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Dem boys seh…If U can’t C Henry, wha’ else U can C?

May 11, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Everybody looking fuh Henry de Yellow and dem couldn’t find he till dem see de food delivery truck pulling up outside Balwant Singh hospital.
De can’t see de man though and when dem call de phone de man don’t answer.
Is de Traffic Chief who mek dem boys find Henry. He speed after de truck and when de truck park and he go fuh arrest de driver de man tell he that he had to speed wid de boss food. He seh that he hear Henry was behaving bad because he tell de whole hospital that if he going he going wid he belly full.
That was suppose to be a secret because in this place everything is a secret. When Bharrat leffing de country is a secret. In fact, when he deh in de country is a secret, according to dem boys.
But this time dem was looking fuh Henry.
Dem boys seh that dem know that he wasn’t dead because dem didn’t see a giant size casket anywhere. Dem also didn’t see any winch by any of dem funeral parlour.
At one stage, dem hear how he fly out de country. Is then dem know is a state secret. Dem call de airport at 261-2277. That is immigration at CJIA. Henry is de head of immigration. Dem boys want know if he lef de country.
A corporal answer de phone. “Sorry Sir, hold a minute.” Then he come back. “I wouldn’t be able to say.”
Dem call back again. A constable answer. Same question. “Henry lef de country?” “Hold on Sir.” He go and come back. “Sorry Sir, I wouldn’t be able to say.”
Dem boys ask to talk to de O.C. “O.C. Henry lef de country?”. De O.C. seh he 2 N C.
Henry too big fuh anybody miss. Dem boys now know how cocaine does pass. If U can’t C a big, big, big thing like Henry wha else U can C?”
Talk half. Lef half.

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