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Dem boys seh…Is de name behind de name

May 06, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

West Indies give Pakistan its worst licking in seven years. When dem Pakistanis come dem lose de T20 then dem walk all over West Indies. De second to last match de rain come and West Indies win by one run through some Duckworth/Lewis system.
De team now lef to come to Guyana and while dem traveling dem get de news that Osama bin Laden get kill in Pakistan. Dem boys seh that de killing had to hurt de Pakistan cricket team.
This was a team all of a sudden that couldn’t bat out fifty overs; it couldn’t mek 150 runs and above all it couldn’t even out one West Indies batsman. It had to tek bin Laden death to reduce de team to nutten.
De Test match coming up and if Pakistan still grieving then West Indies gun win hands down.
And dem boys notice that these days people hustling fuh get a title behind dem name. And is not Bharrat start this thing, according to dem boys. He get two doctorate and he refuse to use dem although de people who crawling behind he trying hard to call he Dr Jagdeo.
Is Robert start this thing. All of a sudden he send two correspondence and he start fuh sign MBA after he write he name. Dem boys talk to he and he tek a while before he stop, and only after people start fuh laugh.
Since then other people looking fuh something behind dem name. De man who wukking wid Robert describe himself as Farmers’ Relations Specialist, Ministry of Agriculture. Dem boys want to know what is that.
Is like a grave digger calling heself a cadaver internment officer or a moonlight thief calling heself a nocturnal property reliever.
So dem have a Farmers’ Relations Specialist. Soon dem gun have Drains Propagation Specialist.
Talk half, lef half.

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