Dem boys seh... Special awards fuh some people

Dem boys seh… Special awards fuh some people

Apr 28, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

National awards coming back and nuff people expecting something. Some of dem claim how dem wuk hard and dem never get nutten because other people always pushing demself in front and getting some big wuk.
Some of dem did want to become regional; chairman and somebody step up in front of dem. Some did want contracts but de big ones step in. And some did want wuk in Office of the President and dem get lef out.
Well Bharrat bringing out de national awards. Is nuff people he got to honour. All who write nice things bout de government gun get an award. All who do dirty wuk like Kwame gun get an award—CCH. De H stand fuh hole while de C stand fuh de sound de crow does mek—Ca.
Brassy got to get an award—MS—De S is fuh scampish; all dem Brian got to get award and dem boys seh that dem would give AA—Artificial Asses. That is because dem does smile wid Bharrat in front he face and talk he name behind he back.
But Bharrat got to get an award. Dem boys seh that if he don’t get one now he would never get one suh he got to give heself OE—OK give me Everything.
Dem got to have a special award fuh some people. Donald got to get BB—Belly Band; Gail got to get de SD—Smokey Detector and dem boys can’t forget Lumumba fuh de Dolphin Award and Sam fuh de Fip Motilall cover-up (FMC).
It gun be a big day when de awards announce and dem boys done seh that dem can’t wait.
Talk half. Lef half.