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Dem boys seh… See En vex bad

Mar 31, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Last week See En decide that he gun mek dying more expensive. He decide that dem funeral parlour charging nuff money and he gun open he own wid de promise of free death announcements.
But until he get a parlour he decide that he gun raise de rates fuh de jumbie parade. He decide fuh charge $30 per word. He get vex when people talk bout de increase.
Dem boys seh that he call a big staff meeting de other day fuh talk bout traitors and things like that.
He forget that de people who got to pay de money start fuh talk. He even forget that Rob-bert charging half of that fuh do de same thing.
See En did even plan fuh run sheer jumbie parade pun he TV because he seh that is wheh de money deh. It nuff fuh pay lawyers and things like that but it can’t pay any staff increase.
He even tell dem boys that dem have Ministers who don’t have TV but who got more money than he and he got to ketch up.
Well people decide that dem gun stop dying and see how he gun mek out. Dem want fuh see if he gun hire gunmen fuh kill people suh that he can charge de new rate.
And while he thinking bout raising de rate, people conning everybody. One group go till to St Maarten. Dem get ketch. Dem believe that selling passport is good business.
But dem boys want fuh know wheh dem getting de passport. People in Guyana can’t get and con people can get.
Dem, boys seh that something wrang.
Talk half. Lef half.

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