Dem boys seh...Henry de Ripe pregnant in hospital

Dem boys seh…Henry de Ripe pregnant in hospital

Mar 22, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Is bad mind mek that tsunami hit Japan. Rob-bert decide to release water from de conservancy into Mahaica River suh that it could end up in de Atlantic Ocean. Bharrat approve of de plan because everybody agree that if de conservancy collapse then is everybody pun de coast in trouble.
Dem house at Pradoville2 would get wash way suh Rob-bert decide that is best de people in Mahaica suffer.
Japan deh in de Pacific but is suh much water that Rob-bert let out that it circle into de Pacific because it was too much fuh de Atlantic.
When Japan get hit Rob-bert smile. He tun to Bharrat and according to dem boys, he seh that dem don’t give Guyana cash and therefore nutten ain’t coming from Japan fuh thief.
Dem boys tell he de Rob-bert that thiefing is a crime and dem gun tell Henry de Ripe one. He used to be greene when he was young.
But Henry in hospital. When dem boys get over de shock and dem ask why, de doctor tell dem that Henry pregnant. He far advanced. Then de doctor ask dem if dem never notice de belly how it swell.
Now de man in a private hospital. He refuse to go to GPHC because dem nurses there vex wid all dem policemen ever since dem shoot dem during de 1999 protest.
What dem gun name de baby? One man seh that de baby should name ‘Shite’; another seh that dem should call it Clement because de baby gun be a product of Clement who always ordering Henry around like if de man is he wife.
And while Henry mekking baby another pregnant one, Donald de Wannabe president, going round commissioning sluice. Who ever had a formal ceremony to open a koker door? Dem boys want know if Donald join Rob-bert and don’t have wuk to do.
He gun got to join he partner and count boulanger seed.
Talk half. Lef half.