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Dem boys seh… Ganda drink R1 vodka and crash

Mar 12, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De devil does find wuk fuh idle hands. Rob-burt nah got nutten fuh do suh every day he inspecting, he visiting and he meeting. Every day he sending out e-mail, bout 10 of dem announcing he visits and he meetings and he inspection. He sending more mail than GINA.
Dem boys getting fed up wid de mail and dem seh that since he nah got wuk fuh do dem gun give he wuk. Dem seh dem guns end a pumpkin, a papaw, a watermelon, sumutu, and balanger, but not fuh he eat. He got fuh count de seeds. And when that done dem gun send pepper. He can either rub, smell or push up. That should be enough wuk fuh he.
Dem boys seh that some of dem at Ooo Pee who don’t have wuk does read de Waterfalls paper. Ganda Gopaul read de paper and he get vex. Wid de passion in he dem boys seh that who day yesterday he guh and drink R1 vodka. When time fuh go home he end up in a man car trunk.
De man guh fuh beat he but de police come up same time. A reporter ask he wha he drink and he tell de reporter how he eye pass he, that he don’t drink at all. This time he stagger.
De young police guh fuh test he and he tell dem that he nah pregnant, suh he nah got fuh do none test.
But fuh a man who seh that he sober, he can’t even stand up straight. He leaning.
And he get more vex. Dem boys want know who he guh knock down next. Dem seh that people should now put up steel grill at de front and back of dem car. Henry de top cop gun have to be he escort. Six of one half a dozen of de other.
Talk half. Lef half.

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