Dem boys seh... Ashni and he people eat sour food

Dem boys seh… Ashni and he people eat sour food

Dec 21, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Tonight is de big night at de Waterfalls paper. De staff gun be feting and dem done decide “To hell wid de paper.”
De boss man tell people to invite all dem friends and family. He invite all dem diplomats. He invite de Ambassador from Bolivia, from Chile, from Afghanistan and even de one from Bulgaria.
De food gun be there and all who know that dem is no friend shouldn’t come. Of course if dem come dem gun get some drink but no food. De drink gun be capadoola wine suh that when dem go home then dem can have a good time.
Dem boys seh that de party gun surely be better than de one that Finance Ministry keep. That party had sour food that smell up de place. Some people get dizzy. People actually was smelling demself to see if was dem body odour was causing de sour smell.
To this day dem boys believe that is dem contractor prepare de meal and wid dem scampishness, short change de cooking just like how dem does short change de wuk.
De fuss thing that happen was when de people eat de curry. It was like if Ashni ask
Manniram people fuh send over de food that lef back. De chicken was something else. Dem boys want to know if de chicken was coming back from de dead. That and all was smelling. De people who eat had a problem whole weekend. Some run out of toilet paper. Dem don’t want see food but de Waterfalls paper can cure dem. Talk half. Lef half.