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Dem boys seh… Tonight is de night

Nov 05, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Tonight de whole country gun be bright because is Diwali. Nuff house gun open dem door wide fuh goodness enter inside.
Last night was another story. Dem boys seh that it was one night that dem wish if GPL did tun off all de light. Women who tek in fuh get baby does do everything fuh delay de birth because dem believe that all who born on Rashtra Jyoti or de darkest night does thief.
Well dem boys seh that it got to be that nuff of dem in de government born pun this dark night. And dem who ain’t born pun this night, born in a place wheh cat jump dem hand.
That is why de Auditor General got so much trouble finding money in dem Ministry and department. De money always disappearing. Even de cheque stub does disappear.
Is de same thing mek dem boys walk round de place looking fuh see who drinking. It tun out that a lot of people was celebrating dem birthday. De drinks was flowing like water. De only thing was not dem money was spending. Was de same money that de Auditor General couldn’t find regardless of how much people he employ.
Anyhow, all that happen in darkness does come to light. Dem boys inside de prisons seh that dem want dem diya fuh light up de place. That would be a pretty sight wid de flames soaring high above de city.
Talk half. Lef half.

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