Dem boys seh...De jackass parade start

Dem boys seh…De jackass parade start

Sep 12, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Kwame and Neeaz Subhan deh pun a jackass parade. Dem wake up and decide that dem gun issue a special GINA press pass to Uncle Adam.
Dem get somebody fuh scan Greene, de Yella Man’ Police Commissioner signature. Then Neeaz sign. Dem boys seh that dem tek a photo from de internet of some man who got a most interesting face—in short, de man more ugly than Uncle Adam. Then dem issue de pass wid Uncle Adam name.
Uncle Adam got to present this pass to State House and Office of de President if he got to enter. People gun laugh and dem believe that dem bother Uncle Adam. Wrang. Uncle Adam like de sport because according to dem boys he gun print de photo of Neeaz wife beating he fuh de li’l gyal at GINA. Then he gun ketch Kwame in he usual position at the head of de cue.
He gun also focus pun Prem, de GINA pussy cat, who can only talk when Bharrat tell he to. And like Bharrat ignore fuh a lang time because dem boys can’t hear a word from he.
Dem boys seh that Bharrat got a say in de press pass because if he didn’t like de whole idea he woulda talk up. He keep silent when he didn’t see Uncle Adam at de press conference and he self seh that he don’t like miss Uncle Adam. That is how Kwame and Neeaz do dem thing.
Knock got knock back and since li’l boy bicycle don’t have brakes Uncle Adam seh that he got to stop that same bicycle, even if it tek years.
This is de press pass that just start World War Three.
Talk half. Lef half.