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Dem boys seh…Al Qaeda run from Guyana

Jan 27, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Al Qaeda been in Guyana fuh de past three weeks. Dem boys seh that dem pick de time because dem know that Bharrat was going out and that security would be lax. Dem also know that Clement would be too busy playing President suh dem know that he wouldn’t even worry bout wha happening.
Al Qaeda really wuk in de country area when people does tek religion serious and wheh de people poor and glad fuh money.
De thing woulda been a secret if some of de recruits didn’t start sporting. De army hear bout de thing and de US embassy decide to call fuh additional back up to tackle de terrorist organization.
Is suh dem boys know that Al Qaeda come and tell de recruits that if dem strap on bombs and blow up places, when dem dead dem gun go to heaven and dem gun get seven virgins.
De group bruck up because de Guyanese tell Al Qaeda that dem want de virgins in advance.
Is de same thing mek Tiger Woods going fuh sex therapy. Dem boys want to know which man in he right senses gun go fuh therapy because he like plenty sex.
Dem seh that is only Americans can be suh stupid because medical science state that de more sex you have de longer you gun live.
Dem boys seh that Tiger want dead.
Talk half. Lef half.

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