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Is distraction pun distraction

Jan 09, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Not a day don’t pass without somebody seeking a distraction. When things slow down somebody try to burn down de court and create a distraction. Before de dust settle, de police holler how is de same gunmen who bun down de Ministry of Health who do it.
Right away de CIA and de FBI decide to give a medal to Guyana for rapid investigation leading to a definite conclusion.
City Hall getting a lot of cussing fuh not paying light bill and fuh leffing garbage all over de place. Hammy and de boys decide to create a distraction right away. Dem start to evict pavement vendors.
Of course de news media running behind de vendors and de story mekking headline. People done forget that City Hall ain’t paying light bill.
Workers start fuh complain how dem need more pay. De government ketch Bishop Edghill and tell he to create a diversion. De man decide to knock off dem casual. He now deh in a war wid de union and of course de media carrying every line. People forget bout all dem workers who got to get money.
But dem criminals ain’t allowing de police to forget that dem deh right in de area. De other night dem tackle a man who had more gold than Kings Jewellery and dem shoot he. Last night dem tackle a bar in kitty and shoot a woman.
Dem boys seh that is difficult times fuh everybody and de only thing to keep people mind from de problems is a distraction.
Talk half. Lef half.

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