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Dem boys seh…Pele refuse de key to de city

Dec 14, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Pele come and was de biggest thing that ever happen to football in Guyana. The man get de reception that Guyanese give de Queen when she fuss come. Dey flock de airport and when he meet wid Hammy, well that was a different story. If you see how dem flock he.

After all he is the King of Football—de greatest football player that ever live. But sometimes people does do something till dem overdo it.

Dem boys been in de crowd and dem and all wanted to see Pele and to touch de man. Woman run fuh kiss he. Nuff of dem who shake de man hand ain’t gun wash that hand fuh de next couple days.

But dem boys seh that was Hammy who embarrass dem. He mek a nice speech and give de man a proper welcome. Then he give de man de key to de city. Well is then Guyanese get shame and dem shame till now.

Pele tek de key and he throw it way.  At fuss people couldn’t understand. Is when Pele ask Hammy why he think that he Pele think he want a key. Dem man continue that he ain’t want no key fuh a dirty city.

Bharrat smell de rat. He know that if he did stay in Guyana he woulda got to host de King Pele and dem boys seh that he woulda got to mek a speech and welcome Pele.

Of course, Pele woulda tell he that nobody should welcome anybody to a thiefing country. But talk fuh rain and talk fuh sun. Dem boys seh that dem had some pickpocket in de crowd and after Pele throw way de key and talk bout thiefing, all of dem behave like if butter couldn’t melt in dem mouth. All of dem was some honest Joe.

Imagine nobody didn’t know wheh Pele sleep although he had to sleep. He lef home he gold watch and he gold chain when he come to Guyana. But is when he throw way de gold key fuh a dirty city.

Dem boys seh that is a good thing he come when dem garbage collector wasn’t on strike and when de Mandela dump die down. God does smile pun de fortunate. That is wha dem boys seh.

Talk half. Lef half.

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