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Nov 29, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Friday night de Queen feed all dem Heads who go to Trinidad fuh de Commonwealth Summit. Dem boys seh that de lady sit down and she watch dem during de meeting and she realise that all of dem hungry. Was a powerful menu and waiters serving wines.
Dem boys decide to find out if is de Queen dive in she bank account but was de British people who give Trinidad de money to buy de food in de market, pay people to cook it, and then pay people to share it. And if you see food tasters. Every leader, except Bharrat, had somebody tasting de food. Dem taste when it cooking, when it done cook and when it serve.
Was de same thing wid de wine. De wine tasters taste so much that before de dinner done two of dem drunk.
Dem boys seh that de Guyana delegation had a nice time but dem had one disappointment. There was no dancing and dem expect dinner to go wid dancing. Well dem boys did want see de Queen wine down to de ground.
But a strange thing happen. Two member of de delegation lef de place when de dinner over and check out a Chinee restaurant. Dem claim how de food was too li’l bit. De rest send a signal to de kitchen and ask de chef to put li’l prags in a doggie bag. If dem think was dem alone dem shoulda see how much leaders send dem security to collect.
And talking bout security, dem boys seh that dem notice that de police and soldiers who get send to Trinidad deh wheh nobody can see dem. Dem boys seh that dem deh wheh de kidnapping does tek place. But like dem doing good because since then nobody ain’t get shoot or kidnap.
Then Minister Robeson pull out he hammer to lash down a tent at de road corner. He claim how it deh pun de reserve. De Trinidad police tell he that dem would lock he up if he only touch de security tent. He back off and grumble. The story got more.
Talk half. Lef half.
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