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Prescription needed fuh methylated spirits

Nov 02, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Is confusion. Dem boys wondering why all dem police station smelling of methylated spirits. Everybody know that police lock ups does smell stink. Some of dem so bad that at one time a British judge tell de whole world that de lock ups in Guyana should be locked up.

A British gyal come and do some stupidness and end up in de lock ups. She later write a diary that she been in hell.

A li’l boy end up wid he penis on fire in de lock ups. De police use methylated spirits. Well is since then de police station smelling of methylated spirits.

Dem boys find out that as soon as de story buss out all dem policeman who had methylated spirits in dem possession decide to dump de stuff.

Some of dem had de substance fuh do dem own thing like putting pun cut and massing sprain. All dem decide to dump.

De situation so tough that de station sergeant decide to ban smoking because one of dem same policeman light a cigarette and bun up he face. De fumes from de dumped spirits so high that it ketching at a flash.

But why de sudden dumping? Dem big ones did pass on de word that some body gun mount an investigation and dem boys should dump all de incriminating evidence. That is how de methylated spirits dump.

Well de situation change. Dem boys find out that things get suh bad that you got to get a prescription to buy methylated spirits. And you got to prove that you ain’t a police.

Talk half. Lef half.

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